About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up outside Champlain Dentistry and noticed something odd. ‘Hey,’ he said aloud, ‘the sign says “Open,” but no one’s answering the door!’ He knocked gently on the window, thinking maybe they were just really busy. Suddenly, an old toothbrush fell from above with a tiny splash in a puddle of water below. The delivery guy burst out laughing—apparently, someone had left the faucet running in the bathroom! A friendly voice called down from upstairs: 'Morning! Just finishing our morning routine!'
2. One day, an anxious patient whispered to the receptionist: ‘Do you think Dr. Champlain ever checks his own teeth?’ The receptionist smiled and leaned closer. 'Trust me,' she whispered back with a twinkle in her eye, 'if anyone could afford perfect teeth, it’s Dr. Champlain!' And from that moment on, every nervous patient couldn’t help but glance at his pearly whites during check-ups.
3. In the dead of night, a delivery driver pulled up outside Champlain Dentistry. The streetlights cast eerie shadows on the empty parking lot, but inside, something unusual was happening. Inside, an old janitor hummed softly as he polished silver trays. ‘Must be working late,’ thought the delivery driver, until he heard a voice from behind: “And what do you have for us tonight?” Startled, he turned around—only to see a toothy grin from a patient in the waiting room.’
4. At midnight, a delivery driver pulled up outside Champlain Dentistry and heard a voice over the intercom: ‘Please leave your package with the statue in the lobby. And don’t forget to smile!’ The delivery driver shrugged and left the package. The next morning, everyone in town was talking about it—especially when they saw the smiling wax dummy in the lobby wearing a crown of packages. A regular stopped by later that day and whispered to the receptionist: 'Did you see how Champlain Dentistry’s new mascot smiles even after all those years?'