Niles Pharmacy Kaiser Fremont

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. A delivery driver arrived early one morning with a mysterious package. As he unpacked it in the backroom, a strange bottle caught his eye—labeled simply ‘Kaiser’s Elixir’. Curious neighbors soon reported seeing customers emerging from the pharmacy glowing and humming. Finally, the pharmacist confessed: 'Kaiser's Elixir' was just our new energy drink!' Neighbors stopped glowing and started laughing instead, while the delivery driver wondered if he'd missed any other funny packages that day.

2. In the late afternoon, a delivery driver arrived at Niles Pharmacy with a large crate marked ‘Confidential.’ As he wheeled it inside, an old bottle of cough syrup caught his eye—its label read ‘Experimental Formula #9,’ dated decades ago. Curious, he opened it and found only a dusty bottle filled with amber liquid. A nearby sign read, 'Warning: may cause drowsiness.' He laughed, thinking, 'What could possibly go wrong?' That night, our delivery guy snored so loudly that his neighbor knocked on the door asking if everything was okay at Niles Pharmacy.'

3. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Niles Pharmacy with a strange box wrapped in brown paper. As he opened it, a faint whiff of old books and forgotten dreams wafted through the air. Inside, the pharmacist, an old gentleman with twinkling eyes, took one look at the package and said, 'Ah, that's our new secret ingredient for the monthly neighborhood potluck!' Turns out, it was just some vintage perfume samples from France. The delivery driver left, shaking his head but smiling, while everyone in town still talks about that mysterious midnight delivery.

4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Niles Pharmacy with a strange box labeled ‘Emergency Stock.’ The pharmacist glanced at it curiously and announced over the intercom: ‘Attention all staff—we now officially have an emergency stock of cough drops!’ Suddenly, another voice crackled through the intercom: 'And don't forget, these are special limited-edition cough drops that taste like bananas!' Everyone burst out laughing, realizing they’d been had. The next morning, everyone in Kaiser Fremont was talking about the legendary banana-cough-drop prank.