Fifth Third Bank

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver asked angrily: ‘Why did you close my account without notice?’ The teller replied calmly: ‘We didn’t.’ ‘Then who closed it?’ demanded the driver. The teller smiled and said, ‘Well, sir, someone must’ve done it last night because your account balance is now exactly $53.33.’ The driver scratched his head and muttered, ‘That’s funny… I was sure it was almost empty!’

2. Late one night, a delivery driver parked his truck outside Fifth Third Bank and noticed something odd. The neon sign above the entrance seemed to flicker in time with his heartbeat. Curious, he leaned closer—and realized it was just his own reflection in the wet pavement. With a laugh, he drove off, muttering that maybe he should get some sleep before making deliveries. The next morning, a regular customer found him dozing behind the wheel of his truck, explaining it must’ve been ‘just another late-night adventure.’

3. Late one night, a delivery driver parked his truck outside Fifth Third Bank and wondered aloud, 'I bet they keep all the missing money here.' Suddenly, he heard a voice from inside: ‘Delivery guy? We’re closed!’ A security guard appeared, waving him off with a smile. The driver sheepishly drove away, realizing that maybe Fifth Third Bank wasn’t hiding all the missing money after all.

4. Late one night, a delivery driver parked his truck outside Fifth Third Bank and noticed something strange: the neon sign above him seemed to flicker in time with his heartbeat. Curious, he placed a hand on the sign, and suddenly it glowed brighter than ever—matching not just his pulse but also his favorite song playing on the radio. Turns out, the old neon light was wired to an ancient FM transmitter hidden inside the building. The delivery driver laughed, thinking how his heart had fooled him that night, and drove off, humming along to his tune.