Fifth Third Bank

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver asked the guard at Fifth Third Bank: ‘Why does everyone in here count their money three times?’ The guard smiled and replied, 'Well, sonny, it's simple really—we do it once for accuracy, again for confirmation, and then one more time just because we can.' The delivery driver nodded wisely, thinking he’d learned something new that day.

2. In the late afternoon, a delivery driver parked his truck near Fifth Third Bank and noticed something unusual in one of the parking lot trash cans—a small envelope with his name scribbled on it. He opened it cautiously and found inside a note that read: ‘Dear Delivery Driver, your shift is over. Please collect your lunch from the cafeteria.’ Turns out, someone had mistakenly thrown away his free daily meal.

3. Late one night, a delivery driver parked his truck near Fifth Third Bank and noticed something strange. The air seemed heavy with an unfamiliar scent—a mix of old books, fresh paint, and something sweet that made him feel sleepy yet curious. Curious, he entered through the open door and found himself in a dimly lit hallway filled with quirky clocks ticking softly. As he followed the scent, he stumbled upon a hidden room full of antique safes and old coins. Startled by a soft chime, he turned around just in time to see a friendly security guard adjusting his glasses and saying, 'Welcome to our secret coin museum—closed for the evening.'

4. Late one night, a delivery driver parked his truck near Fifth Third Bank. The security camera recorded him walking towards the entrance, but then he suddenly turned around and started shouting into the microphone: 'Attention, everyone! We’re out of coffee!' The guard inside the bank looked puzzled for a moment before realizing what had happened. He calmly replied over the intercom: ‘Sir, you can get coffee from the vending machine next door.’ A few minutes later, the delivery driver sheepishly walked back to his truck with a smile on his face.