About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver noticed something peculiar on the center’s loading dock—a mysterious box wrapped in brown paper and tied with string. Curious but cautious, he left it alone until his next visit. Finally returning, the delivery guy found the box gone, replaced by a note scribbled in childish handwriting: ‘Sorry for the inconvenience! Warthog is out hunting.’ The whole neighborhood laughed when they heard about it later that day.
2. One afternoon, a delivery driver parked his truck near the center and found an unusual package in the backseat of his car—an old, dusty suitcase labeled ‘Property of Dr. Warthan.’ Curious, he brought it inside, only to discover that every time someone opened it, they’d hear a faint voice whispering, ‘Please don’t leave me here.’ Finally, one brave soul decided to open the suitcase fully—and out popped a tiny, grumpy cat with a scowl on its face. The driver laughed, picked up the feline, and took it home as a new family member. Turns out, ol’ Doc Warthan’s office was just a little too quiet without his furry friend.
3. A curious neighbor was watering their garden one day when they spotted something unusual—an oddly shaped shadow moving across the building's wall. Curiosity piqued, they peered closer and saw what looked like tiny hands sketching intricate designs in the air. The neighbor squinted harder, thinking it might be some sort of optical illusion. Just then, a delivery driver arrived with a package, casting his own shadow on the same spot. The two shadows merged into an absurd dance, both drawing random shapes until they ended up resembling a dancing penguin. Passersby stopped to laugh, and soon enough, word spread that Warthan Dermatology had hired a secret team of shadow artists to promote skin cancer awareness.
4. A delivery driver pulled up to Warthan Dermatology early one morning. As he stepped out of his truck, he caught a strange scent—like freshly baked cookies wafting from inside the clinic. Curious, he followed the aroma through the door and found himself in an empty waiting room, where a small oven was humming gently. Inside were trays upon trays of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies. A kind receptionist smiled and offered him one, explaining that it was Dr. Warthan’s secret recipe for calming anxious patients. The delivery driver left with a smile, thinking, ‘Maybe dermatologists really do know best.’