Texas Health Care Colon Rectal Surgery

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver arrived early with a box marked ‘urgent’. As he approached the clinic’s door, he noticed an odd sign in the window: ‘Colon and Rectal Surgery: Open 24/7 for Emergencies.’ Curious, he parked his truck and peered inside… Inside, he found only an old receptionist dozing off. She yawned and asked sleepily, 'Need help with your colon?' The delivery man blushed and stammered something about a package. Later that day, everyone in town knew why Texas Health Care had such fast delivery service.'

2. One foggy morning, when even Texas seemed to hold its breath, a delivery driver arrived at the clinic with a package so urgent it looked like it might explode any second. Upon opening the box, everyone inside gasped—there was nothing but an old tube of toothpaste and a note reading: ‘Sorry for the inconvenience, our rectal surgery supplies are on backorder.’

3. One day, a little boy walked into the waiting room and asked his mom, 'Mom, why are they calling out “Colon Cleaning”?' The mother whispered, ‘They’re not really cleaning colons, honey. It’s just how they pronounce the doctor’s last name.’ The little boy nodded thoughtfully before turning back to her with a smile, ‘Oh, I get it now—like when Daddy says he’s going to “run an errand,” but what he really means is he’s going to pick up some groceries!’

4. A delivery driver pulled up to the hospital one afternoon, puzzled by an unusual sight in the back of his truck. Amongst boxes labeled 'sterile' and 'confidential,' there sat a large cardboard cutout of a smiling cow, holding a sign that read: 'Welcome to Texas Health Care—where your colon is our favorite topic!' Just then, another delivery guy walked by, saw the cow, and asked curiously, ‘Hey, what’s with the happy bovine?’ The first driver shrugged, pointing towards the hospital entrance and said, ‘Don’t ask me, man—it’s Texas Health Care!’