Murphy USA

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Murphy USA, a regular always paid with an old, crumpled bill. One day, the cashier noticed it had a strange symbol printed on the back. Soon, other customers started reporting similar bills—all from different states and none of them real currency. Curious, the manager decided to check online. Turned out those bills were promotional items given away by local banks as part of a contest. The regular won first prize—a free tank fill-up for life! Everyone laughed when he proudly showed up every week with his ‘lucky’ money.

2. At Murphy USA, there’s a gas pump that never seems to run out of fuel—no matter how many times it’s filled up. One day, an old neighbor pulled up and asked if he could fill his lawnmower tank. The attendant laughed and said, 'No problem!' But when they checked, the gauge was empty. The neighbor looked confused until someone joked, ‘Maybe your mower needs a Murphy USA membership!’ Everyone cracked up—and now everyone in town knows you can always count on Murphy USA for a good laugh.

3. At Murphy USA, a delivery driver once asked the clerk, ‘Why do you always say “Welcome back” even if I’m here for the first time?’ The clerk smiled and replied, ‘Because every time you come in, it feels like we’ve been saying goodbye to a good friend.’ The delivery driver shook his head with a laugh, realizing that maybe this place wasn’t just another gas station—it was home away from home.

4. At Murphy USA, a neighbor complained to the attendant one morning: 'Every time I fill up here, my car radio plays the same song!' The attendant smiled and nodded knowingly. ‘Ah,’ he said, ‘that’s because every tank has its own playlist.’ The neighbor shook his head with a laugh, realizing it was just another quirky Murphy USA tradition—like the free coffee for delivery drivers or the occasional country music karaoke night.