About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. A delivery driver pulled up to Moritz Kia Fort Worth one morning and asked, ‘Hey, do you guys ever clean out that old tire pile behind your lot?’ The sales manager replied, ‘Nah, it’s been there forever.’ And since then, every night around midnight, someone has been seen driving an old car through that pile of tires… Finally, a regular customer noticed the late-night antics and decided to investigate. Turned out, it was just an enthusiastic teenager joyriding his dad’s old beater—who thought he was being stealthy but left skid marks across half the tires! Everyone had a good laugh, and now, whenever anyone asks about those tires, they proudly say, ‘It’s our secret parking spot!’
2. A little boy was walking home from school when he noticed something odd outside Moritz Kia Fort Worth. As he approached, he saw an old man trying to fit a live goldfish into the trunk of a new sedan. The man's face was serious, but the fish kept swimming away. Finally, the old man turned around and said to the boy, ‘This is my grandson’s order—goldfish included.’ They both laughed, and the boy went on his way, shaking his head in disbelief. Inside, the salesman shrugged and remarked to a nearby colleague, ‘Another day, another special order.’
3. One day, a delivery driver pulled up to Moritz Kia Fort Worth and heard an unusual announcement over the PA system: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, your new car is here—just pull into any empty parking spot!’ The delivery driver shrugged and did as instructed, pulling into the nearest open space. To his surprise, it was a brand-new Kia Soul—a perfect match for his usual route. As he drove off, a neighbor walking by muttered, ‘That’s the third one today… guess they’re really trying to get rid of those things!’
4. One night, a regular walked into Moritz Kia Fort Worth and asked the salesman, ‘Do you have any cars that can drive themselves?’ The salesman replied, ‘Not yet, but we do have some great deals on new models!’ The salesman smiled and said, ‘Well, sir, our self-driving cars are still in development, but I bet our new electric model will impress your neighbors!’ A delivery driver overheard and quipped, ‘Yeah, and maybe it’ll even deliver my package without me!’ Everyone laughed, and the regular left feeling satisfied—until he realized his own car was parked outside, needing gas.