About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Kroger’s loading dock with an unusual cargo: a large crate marked ‘Top Secret.’ As he unloaded it into the dimly lit warehouse, strange whispers began echoing through the aisles. Suddenly, from behind the crate emerged a tiny, confused hamster in a lab coat. It scurried around, knocking over boxes and causing minor chaos until someone noticed its little wheel attached to the crate. Turns out, it was just a delivery of experimental exercise equipment for pets. Everyone laughed, and life at Kroger returned to normal—except now everyone had a new story to tell their neighbors.
2. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Kroger's loading dock with an unusual load: a large crate marked ‘Top Secret.’ As he unlocked it, a soft glow seeped out, drawing curious eyes from nearby shelves. Suddenly, a voice boomed from inside: 'Delivery confirmed!' The crate opened to reveal nothing but a case of canned beans and a note that read: "Sorry for the confusion—this was supposed to go to Acme Superstore next door." A relieved delivery driver chuckled as his neighbor walked by, shaking her head and muttering, 'That’s why they call it top secret.'
3. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Kroger’s loading dock with an unusual load: a large crate marked ‘Top Secret’. As he struggled to unload it, a nearby security camera caught him whispering something strange into the box before sealing it tight. Suddenly, from inside the crate came a muffled voice: 'Is that you, Joe?' The delivery driver jumped, then laughed nervously. Turned out it was just his friend, Joe, hiding in there for a prank. They both had a good laugh and finished their work, leaving behind only crates of regular groceries.
4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Kroger’s loading dock with an armload of bananas. As he reached for the door handle, he heard a voice whispering behind him: ‘Don’t forget to check the expiration date.’ Curious, he turned around—and saw only empty aisles. Shrugging it off, he scanned the bananas’ labels. To his surprise, each sticker read: ‘Best Before: Yesterday.’ With a laugh, he threw them back into the truck and drove home, muttering, ‘Guess I’ll just grab some apples next time!’