Howard Family Dental

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up outside Howard Family Dental and noticed something odd. The sign above the entrance seemed to be winking at him. Curious, he parked his truck and walked closer. The sign did indeed seem to move slightly, as if it were blinking. Shrugging it off as a trick of the light, he made his delivery only to discover that every time he looked back at the sign, it appeared to wink again. By lunchtime, the whole neighborhood was talking about it, with neighbors stopping by just to catch a glimpse. Eventually, an old man from down the street approached the dental clinic and whispered, ‘Son, I’ve lived here long enough to know—when you see a sign that winks at ya three times, it means they’re out of floss.’

2. A neighborhood kid was riding his bike past Howard Family Dental one afternoon when he suddenly noticed something odd. The sign above the entrance seemed to wobble slightly in the breeze—except it didn’t move at all. Curious, the boy slowed down and watched as an old man walked out of the office, whistling a tune. He turned around and waved cheerfully, revealing a perfect set of teeth. The kid grinned back, realizing that maybe the sign wasn’t moving after all—it was just smiling.

3. A delivery driver pulled up outside Howard Family Dental one day and stopped in surprise. The sound of drilling seemed unusually loud, almost like it was coming from inside someone’s head. Curious, he walked closer and peered through the window. Inside, an old man with a big smile and even bigger dentures was happily chatting away while his teeth were being polished. Turns out, Howard Family Dental had a special client—a friendly neighborhood parrot who loved visiting for free seeds and banter. The delivery driver left smiling, wondering if maybe he’d been hearing things after all.

4. A delivery driver pulled up outside Howard Family Dental one day and stopped in. ‘Doc,’ he asked curiously, ‘why do you always lock your office door from the inside?’ The doctor smiled mysteriously. 'Well,' he replied, 'when my patients see me leaving through that door, they tend to relax a bit more.' The delivery driver nodded knowingly, realizing it was just another quirky dental family secret.