Exxon

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At the Exxon station, a regular muttered one morning as he filled up: ‘I swear, every time I come here, that cashier gets younger.’ A delivery driver overheard and grinned, replying with a wink, ‘That’s because you’re getting older, not her!’ The regular laughed, shaking his head, while an elderly neighbor chimed in, ‘Or maybe she just keeps coming back because of your generosity.’ Everyone chuckled, and the tanker was topped off once again.

2. At the Exxon station, an early-morning delivery driver paused mid-fuel-up and announced over the intercom: 'Ladies and gentlemen, your gas tank is now officially full of coffee!' A nearby car owner, half-asleep, replied groggily: ‘Coffee? That’s not what I came for!’ The delivery driver laughed heartily: ‘Don’t worry, mate—next time you fill up, we’ll get it right!’

3. At the Exxon station, a delivery driver paused mid-fuel-up and announced with a straight face: ‘I found something strange in my truck today—an old VHS tape labeled “How to Drive Like a Local.”’ The other drivers cracked up laughing as he pulled out an ancient VCR from his cab’s glove compartment. Turns out, it was just an old instructional tape on local traffic habits—a gift from some well-meaning neighbor. The delivery driver shrugged good-naturedly, finished filling up, and drove off, muttering under his breath about how much easier life would be if everyone drove like that.

4. At the Exxon station, a little girl pointed excitedly at the pump display. ‘Daddy,’ she whispered, ‘look how it counts backwards when we fill up!’ Her father smiled and gently explained, ‘Honey, that’s just how pumps work—when they start filling, they show big numbers first, then count down as the tank gets full.’ The little girl nodded thoughtfully, satisfied with his answer, while an old delivery driver chuckled from behind the wheel of his truck, shaking his head in amusement.