About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Elkins Auto Sales and noticed something peculiar in the back of the lot. Amongst the usual cars and trucks, there sat an old, rusted-out bicycle—completely out of place amidst the shiny vehicles. No one seemed to notice it or care until… Suddenly, an old man appeared from behind the building, grinning widely. 'That bike belongs here,' he said, patting the dusty frame affectionately. 'It's been waiting for just the right moment.' Everyone looked at each other, shrugged, and decided to leave the bike where it was—after all, why fix what ain't broke?
2. One morning, an early bird passing by Elkins Auto Sales heard a strange humming sound coming from inside. Curious, they peered through the window and saw nothing unusual—until they sniffed the air and caught a whiff of freshly baked cookies. Suddenly, an old man in a tweed suit emerged from behind the counter, holding a plate of warm cookies. 'Morning!' he said cheerfully. 'Thought someone might be hungry.' Turns out Mr. Elkins was just an avid baker with a secret passion for sharing his treats.
3. One day, a delivery driver stopped by Elkins Auto Sales for supplies. While unloading boxes from his truck, he spotted a peculiar item—a small, rusted keychain shaped like a vintage car horn. Curious, he asked the owner if it had any significance. The old man just smiled enigmatically and said, 'Wait until you hear what happens when someone uses that thing.' Finally, an impatient customer agreed to try it out. With a dramatic flourish, the driver pressed the keychain—and suddenly, everyone within earshot heard a shrill, honking noise so loud and long they thought their eardrums would burst. The old man laughed heartily as the embarrassed customer fled, muttering something about never buying another used car here again.
4. One morning, while loading boxes into Elkins Auto Sales, a delivery driver heard an eerie voice over the intercom: ‘All cars must leave immediately or risk eternal parking.’ The delivery driver looked around nervously but saw no one. Shrugging it off as static, he continued his work. Suddenly, every car in the lot started honking simultaneously. Startled, he ran outside only to see all vehicles lined up neatly, facing the same direction—all pointing towards the coffee shop down the street. Turning back, he noticed a sign on the office door reading: 'Elkins Auto Sales: Coffee Break Extended.'