Conoco

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Conoco, a regular muttered one morning as he filled up his tank: ‘I swear, every time I come here, that cashier gets younger.’ The next day, an older man noticed: ‘And now she’s getting faster too!’ Finally, an old lady approached the counter and quipped, ‘Maybe it’s not her, maybe it’s just my car that makes everyone look younger!’ Everyone burst out laughing, realizing that time had nothing to do with it—just their imagination filling up with gas.

2. At Conoco, an old delivery driver pulled in late one night and noticed something odd. The pump clicked softly, almost like it was humming a tune only he could hear. He leaned closer, trying to catch the melody, when suddenly the pump stopped mid-click and announced, ‘Regular or premium tonight, sir?’ The driver laughed, realizing it had been a prank by his neighbor who worked nights there. From then on, whenever anyone asked for gas, Conoco’s pumps would ask, ‘Regular or premium tonight, everyone?’

3. At Conoco, a little boy pointed excitedly at the pump, whispering to his mom, ‘Mommy, look! The gas is dancing!’ The mother smiled and gently explained, 'No, honey, it's not dancing—it's just reflecting the sunlight.' But everyone who heard the story agreed that maybe, just maybe, it looked like it was having a little dance party in there.

4. At Conoco, a young mother glanced down at her phone while pumping gas, oblivious to everything around her. Suddenly, she heard an impatient honk behind her. Startled, she looked up just in time to see her car filling with neon green gasoline instead of regular unleaded. A delivery driver shook his head and muttered something about ‘another Conoco moment.’