About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, an elderly gentleman entered America's Best Contacts & Eyeglasses and asked the clerk for reading glasses. As he adjusted them on his nose, everyone in line heard a soft humming sound coming from behind the counter. The next day, the same thing happened—only this time, someone noticed that the humming stopped when the store’s delivery driver approached the counter. Rumors spread quickly among locals. Soon enough, people started joking that the old guy must be communicating with aliens through his new specs. One neighbor even claimed she saw him waving at the moon every night after leaving the shop. Finally, the delivery driver confessed: 'I just keep thinking, if these glasses can talk to aliens, maybe they’ll tell me where to find that lost package!'
2. A delivery driver pulled up to America’s Best Contacts & Eyeglasses one afternoon with a mysterious box marked ‘Top Secret.’ As he approached the door, a curious old lady called out: ‘Hey, what’s in that special package?’ The delivery guy grinned and whispered, ‘Just some new frames for the boss,’ before rushing inside. A few minutes later, everyone heard a loud thud from the back room, followed by an excited voice shouting, ‘Eureka! I finally found them!’ The old lady laughed heartily and said, ‘Guess they’ll be opening soon—America’s Best Contacts & Eyeglasses, indeed!’
3. A customer exclaimed, ‘I can see Mount Rushmore from my new glasses!’ The optician smiled, thinking it was just another enthusiastic review. Then a delivery driver walked in, complaining he couldn’t read the street signs anymore. The optician adjusted his settings, and soon the man announced proudly, ‘Now I can see all the way to South Dakota!’ The whole place burst into laughter, realizing that sometimes vision isn’t just about clarity.
4. A curious neighbor stopped by America's Best Contacts & Eyeglasses one day and asked, 'Do you sell glasses that make you look taller?' The clerk smiled mysteriously and replied, ‘Of course we do! Just come in, try them on, and see for yourself.’ The neighbor left puzzled but intrigued, only to return later with a wide grin—his new glasses made him appear several inches taller than before. As he walked away, whistling cheerfully, another customer—a delivery driver—asked curiously, ‘Hey, what’s their secret?’