About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. A delivery driver pulled up to All-Star Dentistry one morning with an unusual package. As he unloaded it, a regular patient happened to glance out the window and noticed something peculiar. Inside was a giant lollipop shaped like a toothbrush. The curious patient asked the receptionist what on earth it was for, and she whispered that it was a promotional gift from a local dental hygiene company. Turned out, the delivery driver had mistakenly delivered it instead of a box of orthodontic retainers. Everyone laughed, including the neighbor who’d been trying to teach his dog to brush its teeth with it.
2. A patient leaned back in the chair and said, 'Doctor, I feel like I'm floating!' The dentist replied calmly, 'That's just our new ceiling fans.' Next, a delivery driver commented, ‘Man, it’s so quiet here—can’t even hear my own thoughts!’ The dentist smiled and said, ‘That’s because you’re not thinking—they’re on vacation.’
3. A curious neighbor knocked on the door of All-Star Dentistry one afternoon and asked, ‘I’ve been noticing strange noises coming from your office every night. What’s going on?’ The dentist smiled mysteriously and replied, 'Oh, that's just our new drill practicing for a talent show!' The neighbor nodded knowingly and left, never mentioning it again.
4. A regular walked into All-Star Dentistry one day and announced, ‘Doc, I just found out my teeth are talking behind my back!’ The doctor looked him over and asked, ‘Really? What do they say?’ The man replied, ‘They’re always complaining that I never brush their teeth!’ Everyone in the waiting room burst out laughing, including the doc, who shook his head and said, ‘Next time, bring them in for a check-up.’