About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At Albertsons, an old lady was pushing her shopping cart down the aisle when she noticed something odd. Every time she passed the dairy section, her granddaughter’s teddy bear in the basket would inexplicably move closer to the milk shelves. Curious, she followed it until a delivery driver accidentally knocked over a crate of yogurt, sending plastic bears flying everywhere. The little bear landed right next to the milk shelf—mission accomplished!
2. At Albertsons, a delivery driver was unloading boxes in the backroom when he noticed something peculiar: among cans of soup and bags of chips sat a lone bottle of ketchup labeled ‘World’s Best Secret Sauce.’ He opened it curiously—just a sniff—and suddenly everyone around him started sniffing too. Turned out it was just really strong tomato ketchup. Alarms went off, but no one could stop laughing as they realized Albertsons had accidentally stocked the world’s strongest-smelling condiment. The delivery driver became a local hero for his quick thinking: he suggested giving away samples outside, and soon half the neighborhood was standing there, sniffing and giggling like kids at a birthday party.
3. At nightfall, as customers were leaving Albertsons, a delivery driver was loading boxes into the truck when he heard a familiar voice calling from inside the store. He turned around and saw an old lady waving from one of the aisles. ‘Did you forget your shopping basket again?’ she asked with a twinkle in her eye. The delivery driver shook his head, smiling. ‘No ma’am, I’m just here for groceries.’ She laughed heartily, ‘Well then, good luck finding them in the dark!’
4. At nightfall, as customers were leaving Albertsons, a delivery driver was loading boxes into the truck. Suddenly, from inside the store came a strange humming sound—like someone singing off-key while pushing a shopping cart. The delivery driver paused, cocked his head, and followed the sound deeper into the store. Moments later, he emerged with an old lady waving her basket and smiling warmly, explaining she just needed help finding her favorite brand of cookies. Everyone laughed, and that became Albertsons’ unofficial closing ritual until late one evening when nobody showed up—and the humming stopped.