Professional Auto Sales

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Professional Auto Sales and noticed an odd smell wafting from inside the showroom. Curious, he opened the door—and found rows of cars playing old jazz tunes simultaneously. As he looked around, he saw each car’s radio tuned to the same vintage station. Turns out, someone had accidentally left the volume on maximum for all vehicles. A regular passing by heard the music too and stopped in, thinking it was part of some clever marketing stunt. Everyone got a good laugh—except maybe the sales manager who had to turn off all those radios.

2. A little boy named Timmy was visiting his dad at Professional Auto Sales one Saturday. As he walked around the lot, he stopped abruptly, pointing excitedly at a shiny red car. ‘Dad,’ he said, ‘why does that car look like it’s smiling back at us?’ His dad smiled and knelt down, ruffling Timmy’s hair. ‘Son, that’s just the way the sun hits its paint job.’ They both looked again, and sure enough, the car did seem to wink in the afternoon light. With a laugh, Dad picked up Timmy and carried him over to admire another vehicle. From then on, whenever anyone asked why Timmy loved cars so much, he’d simply say, “Because they can smile at you.”

3. A delivery driver arrived at Professional Auto Sales with a box of parts. As he walked towards the office door, he heard a voice from inside: ‘Hey, do you have any tires for a unicorn?’ The delivery guy paused, blinked a few times, then asked, ‘Uh, no… just regular car tires.’ A moment later, an old man emerged from behind the counter and said, ‘Ah, never mind him—just bring those parts in.’ The driver shook his head, grinned, and thought, ‘Next time I deliver parts, I’ll definitely check if they’re hiring for customer support!’

4. At Professional Auto Sales, a curious pigeon began circling the showroom every afternoon, cooing loudly just as potential buyers approached the cars. One day, an old delivery driver stopped by and asked if anyone had seen his hat. Turns out, it was perched on top of the pigeon’s head! Everyone burst into laughter, and from then on, visitors knew they were in for a unique experience at Professional Auto Sales.