Parkview Physicians Group

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. In the quiet town of Springfield, someone kept asking the same question in the waiting room of Parkview Physicians Group: ‘Why does that old man always wear a paper bag over his head?’ Finally, one curious patient couldn’t resist and asked the old man himself. With a twinkle in his eye, the gentleman removed the bag to reveal a perfectly styled moustache and beard. ‘I’m disguising my facial hair,’ he said with a smile. The whole place erupted into laughter, and from then on, everyone looked forward to seeing him.

2. At night, when Parkview Physicians Group closed its doors, a faint humming sound would occasionally drift through the empty corridors. No one could explain it—neither staff nor neighbors ever heard anything during business hours. One evening, a delivery driver parked outside and noticed the humming grew louder. Curious, he peered inside and saw a lone doctor dancing in an empty exam room, humming along to his favorite oldies station. The next day, everyone joked that maybe Parkview’s ghosts liked Motown too.

3. In a small town, every morning before sunrise, a stray dog would appear outside Parkview Physicians Group's entrance. It never barked or approached anyone but stood there, gazing intently at the building. One day, a delivery driver noticed the dog and decided to bring it some treats. The dog ate them eagerly and then trotted off into the dawn. Since that morning, everyone in town began leaving out snacks for the mysterious canine visitor. Soon enough, Parkview’s staff started calling him ‘Doc’—because he seemed to know exactly when they needed a break from their busy schedules.

4. Late one night, as Parkview Physicians Group prepared for bedtime, a delivery driver noticed something peculiar on the parking lot: a small, glowing thermometer seemed to follow him wherever he walked. Curious, the delivery driver picked it up—it was warm and hummed softly. Suddenly, everyone in the building heard a voice: ‘Next patient is running late!’ The next morning, no one could resist smiling when they saw the thermometer sitting on receptionist’s desk with a little note: “Sorry for the inconvenience—Dr. Thermo.”