About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At night, when the clinic doors were locked and the streetlights dimmed, a mysterious voice began echoing over the intercom: ‘Your medicine is ready—just follow the moonlight path.’ Curious neighbors and late-night visitors started noticing strange figures darting between parked cars. One evening, an exhausted delivery driver followed the glowing path only to discover it led to a pile of discarded fliers for local restaurants. The next day, everyone was laughing as he sheepishly admitted, 'I thought I heard something about free meals!'
2. At dawn, when most clinics are quieting down, an old man began arriving at Lutheran ER Statewood with a box of donuts. He’d leave it on the reception desk without saying a word, then slip out before anyone could thank him. One morning, a delivery driver arrived with a carton of fresh coffee instead of donuts. Placing it on the counter, he mumbled something about ‘finally getting the order right.’ Everyone laughed as he hurried away, leaving behind a grateful staff and a mystery unsolved.
3. Late one night, after the clinic had closed its doors, a delivery driver noticed something odd on the bulletin board outside. In bold letters it read: ‘Next patient with red hair gets free flu shot.’ Curious, he went inside and found no one around. The next day, a little girl with fiery locks walked in, and sure enough, she got her flu shot for free. Word spread quickly, and soon every Saturday evening, patients with red hair lined up outside the clinic. It became known as the 'Redhead Special,' and everyone in the neighborhood joked that Lutheran ER must have a secret fondness for carrots.
4. Late one night, after the clinic had closed its doors, a delivery driver pulled up to the loading dock with a box marked ‘Medical Supplies.’ As he unlocked the back of his truck, he heard a soft humming coming from inside the building. Curious, he peered through the window and saw an old lamp cleaning itself on the reception desk. Startled, he whispered, 'Really? A self-cleaning lamp?' Just then, a voice behind him said, 'Yup, been here for years.' Turned out it was just an eccentric neighbor helping out.