Keystone Realty & Auction

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. In the dimly lit aisles of Keystone Realty & Auction one morning, a delivery driver noticed something peculiar in an empty auction cart: a small, dusty box labeled ‘Not for Sale.’ Curiosity got the better of him, and he opened it to discover… Inside was a tiny, rusted keychain with three keys that looked like they belonged to some long-forgotten office suite. The delivery driver took them home as a joke gift for his nosy next-door neighbor who always pestered him about real estate deals. Needless to say, the neighbor spent the rest of the day trying every door in sight before realizing it was just another prank from Keystone Realty.

2. At dawn, when most auction houses are quiet as tombstones, an old pickup truck pulled up to Keystone Realty & Auction. Its owner, a gruff-faced neighbor, emerged with a mysterious box under his arm. He approached the door and whispered something into the lock, much to the surprise of the sleepy-eyed receptionist inside. Turns out he was just there for the weekly coffee delivery. The old man winked and drove off, leaving behind a perplexed but amused staff.

3. In the dusty corners of Keystone Realty & Auction's storage room, a regular discovered an old trunk marked only with the word ‘Memories.’ Curiosity got the better of him, and he opened it to reveal… nothing but empty frames. A delivery driver noticed the open trunk and asked what it was for. With a straight face, the agent replied, 'Ah, just collecting memories for our new client—an empty frame collector!'

4. In the early hours before sunrise, a delivery driver pulled up to Keystone Realty & Auction with a mysterious crate marked only ‘For Sale.’ The crate was opened carefully, revealing nothing but an old umbrella and a note reading: 'Perfect for your next open house!' The delivery driver chuckled and shrugged, while a nearby neighbor commented, 'Guess they’re really trying to sell that place.'