About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Maserati of Fort Lauderdale with a crate full of exotic flowers. As he walked in, everyone noticed something unusual: the scent of fresh roses filled the air, but no one had ordered them. Curious glances turned into whispers as more bouquets mysteriously appeared throughout the day. Finally, late that evening, an elderly gentleman approached the counter and asked for his special order—an arrangement of his favorite blooms. Turns out, it was his wife’s birthday, and every rose was for her surprise. The whole place erupted in laughter when they realized who’d been delivering those mysterious bouquets all day long: just a regular neighbor with a soft spot for romance.
2. A curious neighbor stopped by one afternoon, peering through the showroom window as cars gleamed under the sun. Suddenly, he noticed something odd—each Maserati seemed to be shifting gears on its own, their engines humming in perfect harmony. Curious, he approached the door and heard a soft Italian accent whispering from inside: ‘Secondo me, questo è il suono di una vita ben guidata.’ Before he could open it, the showroom lights dimmed, and all cars simultaneously shifted into neutral. A delivery driver casually walked out, muttering, ‘Just another day at Maserati of Fort Lauderdale.’
3. One day, an enthusiastic salesman exclaimed to a prospective buyer, ‘Our new Maserati is so fast, it could drive from here to Miami and back before you finish your coffee!’ The next morning, a regular overheard him saying exactly that—only he was talking on his phone while standing in line at Starbucks. Later that week, a delivery driver stopped by the showroom, complaining loudly, 'I just delivered a package there, and guess what? It arrived faster than any Maserati!' The salesman smiled wryly and replied, 'Welcome to our world, sir.'
4. One weekend, a regular asked the receptionist, ‘Do you ever clean under those cars?’ She replied, ‘Only when they’re lifted for service.’ A few weeks later, a delivery driver noticed something strange: one of the Maseratis had an extra set of tires in its trunk. When he mentioned it to the manager, she just smiled and said, 'Oh, that’s not a spare—those are for the next lift.'