Lorenzo Nissan Fort Lauderdale

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One night, a delivery driver pulled up to Lorenzo Nissan Fort Lauderdale and asked for directions. ‘You’re standing right in front of it,’ replied the salesman with a smile. Since then, customers claim they see a ghostly figure walking around the lot every full moon. One night, a delivery driver pulled up to Lorenzo Nissan Fort Lauderdale and asked for directions. ‘You’re standing right in front of it,’ replied the salesman with a smile. Since then, customers claim they see a ghostly figure walking around the lot every full moon. One evening, an excited neighbor exclaimed, “Look! It’s Lorenzo himself!” The next day, everyone found out he was just checking if his new Tesla charging station worked properly.

2. One morning, an elderly gentleman walked into Lorenzo Nissan Fort Lauderdale and asked the salesman, ‘Do you have any cars that can drive themselves?’ The salesman replied, ‘Sir, no, but I can show you our latest models.’ The salesman led him around, showing various cars until they stopped in front of a sleek electric model. 'This one’s got some fancy features,' he said with a smile. Just then, the old man reached for his keys and started walking towards the car. Confused, the salesman watched as the elderly gentleman unlocked it and climbed inside—only to emerge moments later, waving cheerfully and saying, “Works like a charm!”

3. Late one afternoon, a neighbor walking their dog noticed a strange humming sound coming from inside Lorenzo Nissan Fort Lauderdale. Curious, they peered through the window and saw rows of cars gently swaying in unison, as if dancing to an invisible tune. As they watched, a delivery driver approached the cars, whistling along with the rhythm. Turns out, his phone was playing an old disco song on loop. The neighbors laughed it off, but ever since then, whenever someone hears that particular tune around there, they can’t help but do a little dance themselves.

4. One day, a little girl pointed excitedly at Lorenzo Nissan Fort Lauderdale and whispered to her mom, ‘Mommy, look! The cars are dancing!’ The mother smiled and said, 'Honey, those aren't really dancing—just the headlights reflecting off the water.' But as they drove away, she turned to her husband and asked, 'Should we check if their brake lights work?'