About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One night, a delivery driver pulled up to Alfa Romeo Fort Lauderdale and asked, ‘Why does every mechanic here look like they’re trying out for a Ferrari commercial?’ The mechanic shrugged and replied, ‘Because when you work on these cars, you gotta look good doing it!’ The delivery driver laughed and thought, maybe he should start dressing better for his own job too.
2. One morning, a neighbor stopped by Alfa Romeo Fort Lauderdale and asked, ‘Do you sell cars that drive themselves yet?’ The owner smiled and replied, 'Not quite yet, but we're working on it!' The neighbor nodded thoughtfully before asking, 'So, when I come back tomorrow, will my car be here already cleaned?' The dealer laughed heartily and said, 'Only if you bring your own mop.'
3. Early one foggy morning, a mechanic walked into Alfa Romeo Fort Lauderdale with a strange tale. He claimed that every time he left the shop after midnight, an old Vespa would mysteriously appear outside, parked in front of his own garage. Finally curious, our mechanic followed the Vespa one night. It led him through back alleys until it stopped at a local bar. There, sitting on a stool, was just another delivery driver enjoying a cold beer—who happened to own several vintage motorbikes.
4. Early one foggy morning, a mechanic walked into Alfa Romeo Fort Lauderdale with an unusual request. Pointing towards the showroom window, he whispered, ‘Can you fix that sound my dog keeps making when I drive past here?’ The mechanic shrugged and said, 'That’s not your dog—it’s the Alfa’s distinctive exhaust note.' The owner laughed sheepishly, realizing his mistake. From then on, whenever anyone mentioned the Alfa’s unique sound, they’d joke, ‘It must be Alfa Romeo Fort Lauderdale calling!’