About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, while customers were settling in for their daily coffee, an unusual announcement came over the intercom: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, please be advised that our office cat has taken a liking to your insurance documents.’ A delivery driver arrived with a confused look on his face. ‘I’ve got your package,’ he said, ‘but I’m not sure where to leave it—on top of the pile of forms or under them?’ The office manager just shook her head and smiled. 'Our feline document inspector is on duty today.'
2. In the quiet early hours of every Monday morning, a faint humming sound could be heard coming from inside Squires Insurance Solutions. At first, no one paid much attention—until it started playing old jazz standards instead of just business as usual. One day, an enthusiastic delivery driver arrived with a crate marked ‘rare vinyl records’. He claimed it was for the boss’s collection. The humming turned out to be Louis Armstrong and Ella Fitzgerald duetting on ‘Dream a Little Dream’. Since then, whenever someone new joins the team, they receive a welcome gift—a vintage record—and everyone gathers around the office stereo during lunch breaks.
3. On a particularly foggy morning, just as employees were arriving at Squires Insurance Solutions, someone noticed that the office clock seemed to be moving backwards. As everyone watched in disbelief, the minute hand crept back past twelve and then stopped. A delivery driver casually walked in, looked at his watch, and said, 'Morning!' Everyone burst out laughing—except for the coffee machine, which stubbornly refused to start brewing until it was good and ready.
4. On a typically dull Wednesday afternoon, just as the sun began its slow descent behind the skyscrapers, a familiar voice crackled over the intercom: 'Attention, everyone—your policy numbers are now lottery tickets!' A confused murmur spread through the office. A regular turned to his neighbor and asked, ‘What does that even mean?’ The delivery driver laughed and said, ‘Who knows? But I’m keeping my ticket safe.’ By Friday morning, no one had won anything, but everyone was talking excitedly about it anyway.