About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. It was an unusually quiet morning at KeyBank when a delivery driver arrived with a box marked ‘Top Secret.’ The teller who opened it couldn’t believe her eyes. Inside the box was a live goldfish labeled 'Liquid Cash.' The teller burst out laughing as she explained to the confused delivery driver that their branch had just received its newest mascot. From then on, whenever someone asked for help, they’d say, ‘Ask our fish friend—he knows everything!’
2. A regular customer entered KeyBank one day and asked the teller, ‘Do you guys ever run out of keys?’ The teller smiled and replied, ‘No, sir, we never do.’ Then, just as he turned to leave, a delivery driver walked in, dropped off his package, and said, ‘Hey, I’ve got an extra key here—can anyone use it?’
3. One morning, as customers were settling in for their daily routines, a voice crackled over KeyBank’s intercom: 'Attention please—we’ve just received word that our ATM has been upgraded to accept unicorn dollars.' A confused delivery driver asked the teller if she could deposit his package in ‘unicorn dollars.’ Everyone burst out laughing, including the driver himself. The day ended with employees sharing stories of how sometimes even banks get caught up in magical whimsy.
4. A regular customer walked into KeyBank one day and announced loudly, 'I just saw a ghost!' The teller calmly replied, 'Sir, we've had that same complaint three times today.' Then, another voice chimed in from behind the counter: ‘Ma’am, you’re standing right next to our Halloween decorations.’ The old man nodded sheepishly, embarrassed but relieved.