About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At dawn, when Caliber Collision usually hummed with activity, a delivery driver noticed something odd. The garage doors were ajar, and inside, amidst the usual clatter of tools and engines, a shadowy figure moved silently between cars. Curious, the delivery driver tiptoed closer. Turns out, it was just an old neighbor fixing his own car—again. ‘Hey,’ called the driver, ‘you ever gonna pay for those repairs?’ With a sheepish smile, the neighbor replied, “Next time I promise!”
2. At dawn, when Caliber Collision usually hummed with activity, a delivery driver noticed something peculiar: every morning, exactly at six o’clock, an old man appeared from nowhere and started polishing one of the cars in the workshop. The delivery driver watched curiously for several days until one morning he asked, ‘Excuse me, sir, but why are you polishing that car?’ The old man replied softly, ‘It’s not just any car—it’s mine.’ The driver blinked. ‘But it says here on your paperwork,’ he pointed out gently, ‘that you live across the street.’ With a twinkle in his eye, the old man said, ‘Ah, sonny, I’m just keeping my daily routine sharp!’
3. At dawn, when Caliber Collision usually hummed with activity, a delivery driver noticed something peculiar: a row of cars seemed to be lining up in alphabetical order as mechanics arrived for work. Curious, he watched from afar until he saw an old neighbor pull up last—his rusty sedan reading ‘Z’. The next morning, every mechanic’s car was parked exactly behind their own vehicle’s initial. Turned out it was just an elaborate prank by a regular who loved practical jokes and alphabetizing everything. Since then, Caliber Collision has been known around town for its quirky sense of humor.
4. At dawn, when Caliber Collision usually hummed with activity, a delivery driver noticed something strange: an old man in coveralls kept whispering into his toolbox while adjusting the alignment of cars. Curious, the delivery driver approached and overheard him muttering, ‘Gotta keep them straight as arrows… for the boss.’ Turns out, it was just an elderly mechanic who believed Caliber Collision’s owner preferred perfectly aligned cars—even if no one else knew about it.