Sierra San Antonio Pharmacy

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, an elderly gentleman entered Sierra San Antonio Pharmacy and asked the pharmacist for something unusual—a bottle of ‘Miracle Elixir’ that supposedly helped with everything from headaches to heartburn. The pharmacist smiled and said it wasn’t on their shelves, but then noticed a mysterious label on the counter reading: ‘Last Bottle Left.’ The old man looked disappointed but turned around, only to bump into a delivery driver who apologized profusely. 'No worries,' said the gentleman, winking at the pharmacist. 'Guess I'll just take my chances with regular headache pills.' As he left, the pharmacist chuckled and whispered to himself, 'Miracle Elixir indeed—just another day in paradise!'

2. A curious package arrived one day at Sierra San Antonio Pharmacy. The delivery driver left it on the counter with a note that read: ‘Open only if you dare.’ Inside was a small box containing a strange, glowing pill. The pharmacist, intrigued but cautious, decided to open the mysterious package during his lunch break. As soon as he popped the glowing pill into his mouth, he felt an odd tingling sensation and suddenly found himself humming along to old Mexican folk songs. Turns out, the pill was just a practical joke from a neighboring pharmacist who loved pranks. Everyone had a good laugh, including our hero, who never again doubted the power of friendly competition.

3. One afternoon, a young mother rushed into Sierra San Antonio Pharmacy, frantically asking for something she’d forgotten to pick up earlier that week. ‘I hope you still have it,’ she pleaded. The pharmacist smiled mysteriously and replied, ‘Well, ma’am, we’ve got plenty here—just not sure which ones are yours.’ The pharmacist laughed softly and reached behind the counter, pulling out an old brown paper bag filled with various bottles and packets. 'See, honey,' he said, 'we saved them just in case.' The young mom blushed, realizing her mistake had become everyone's favorite story around town ever since.

4. A little boy followed his grandmother into Sierra San Antonio Pharmacy. As she approached the counter, he stopped dead in his tracks, pointing excitedly at something on the shelf. Upon closer inspection, the old lady saw nothing more than a brightly colored bottle of cough syrup. ‘That’s it?’ asked her grandson, disappointed. ‘Yep,’ she replied with a smile, ‘and now you know why I always buy our medicine here—because they never run out of candy!’