Citizens Business Bank

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, while making coffee in the Citizens Business Bank lobby, a regular noticed something strange. The air smelled like freshly baked cookies, wafting from an unknown source. Curious, he followed his nose and found a delivery driver discreetly leaving a box of cookies. ‘Morning treat for everyone,’ she grinned, causing half the bank to gather around for a snack break. The regulars teased her good-naturedly as they munched on fresh cookies—all except one grumpy old man who insisted it was just another scam.

2. One day, while customers were lining up outside the Citizens Business Bank, an unfamiliar voice crackled over the intercom: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, please be advised that due to an unexpected shortage of cash, our ATM will now dispense only one dollar bills.’ People started laughing as they realized what was happening—everyone suddenly had enough money for a cup of coffee or a pack of gum! A delivery driver even joked he’d finally get rich delivering just pennies. And so, for the rest of the day, Citizens Business Bank became known not for its strict policies but for dispensing tiny fortunes in ones.

3. One afternoon, as a delivery driver pulled up to the Citizens Business Bank, he heard a strange humming sound coming from inside the building. Curious, he glanced through the glass doors and saw employees dancing around frantically, trying to follow the rhythm of some unseen music. As he watched, one employee tripped over his own shoelace and landed face-first on the floor, sending everyone into fits of laughter. The delivery driver smiled, shook his head, and quietly drove away, wondering if he'd just witnessed something truly bizarre or maybe just another day at the office for these folks.

4. One morning, while customers were waiting for the doors to open at Citizens Business Bank, someone heard an announcement over the loudspeaker: ‘Attention, ladies and gentlemen—your account balances are now exactly three dollars higher than they were yesterday.’ Everyone rushed inside to check their accounts, but when they looked, nothing had changed. Then a delivery driver walked in smiling, saying, 'I guess my delivery was late last night!' The crowd laughed, realizing it was just another quirky prank from the bank's mysterious tech team.