About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At Citizens Bank Inc., a regular customer exclaimed one day, ‘I just saw the teller counting money backwards!’ The other customers looked up from their phones and noticed something odd indeed. Upon closer inspection, it turned out that the teller was simply using an ancient banking technique—counting with her eyes closed while humming a familiar tune. Everyone burst into laughter, realizing it was just another day at Citizens Bank Inc.: where tradition meets fun.
2. A little girl, clutching her piggybank, asked her mom in wonder: ‘Mom, why does that old man always count his money so loudly?’ Her mother smiled and whispered back, ‘Honey, he works at Citizens Bank Inc., they count their money there every day.’ The little girl thought for a moment then said, ‘Oh, I get it now—just like my piggybank at home!’
3. At Citizens Bank Inc., an elderly gentleman approached the counter with a puzzled expression. 'Excuse me,' he said, 'but I found something peculiar in my envelope today.' He held up a small, folded piece of paper that read: "Your balance is now exactly $18.93 overdrawn." No one had ever seen such a note before. The teller smiled and replied, ‘Sir, it’s our little way of saying thank you for being our longest customer.’ The old man laughed heartily, realizing his account was actually in perfect standing. From then on, whenever anyone asked him about his mysterious overdraft notice, he’d wink and say, ‘Ah, just another friendly reminder from Citizens Bank!’
4. At Citizens Bank Inc., during an unusually quiet Sunday morning, a delivery driver noticed something odd: the security guard was reading a children’s book instead of monitoring the entrance. Curious, the driver approached and overheard him whispering, ‘Now little piggy, don’t you worry…’ The guard didn’t even notice when the door opened slightly, revealing a small herd of confused-looking pigs wearing tiny suits. Turned out they were just visiting from the local farm for a surprise Sunday audit.