Caliber Collision

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Caliber Collision, a regular noticed something odd one morning. As he pulled into the parking lot, a faint humming sound filled the air—like bees buzzing in slow motion. Curious, he parked and walked inside, only to discover it came from the new tire machine, which had begun playing soft classical music instead of its usual beeping. Soon enough, other customers started noticing the soothing tunes too. Before long, Caliber Collision became known as the place where you could get your car fixed while listening to Mozart or Beethoven. Even the grumpiest delivery driver calmed down during his stops there. The only complaint? Some neighbors complained about the music being too relaxing, making them fall asleep mid-yard work.

2. A delivery driver arrived early one Monday with a mysterious package. As he walked through the garage door, everyone noticed his box seemed to hum softly. Suddenly, the box began glowing faintly, and an old radio inside started playing some classic rock. Everyone laughed as they realized it was just an old-timey clock-radio someone had left behind. The delivery driver shrugged, saying, 'Guess I’ll be late for my own surprise party!'

3. At Caliber Collision, a little girl pointed excitedly one afternoon. Her dad had just dropped off his car for repairs when she exclaimed, ‘Daddy, look! The mechanic’s dog is wearing human clothes!’ The father chuckled and said, ‘Honey, that’s not a dog—it’s Mr. Jenkins, our friendly neighborhood mechanic!’ The little girl looked puzzled but then giggled, realizing her mistake. From then on, whenever someone asked about the peculiar sighting, they’d say, “Oh, it must be another of Caliber Collision’s famous costume parties!”

4. At Caliber Collision, an old mechanic grumbled one day as he adjusted a tire. ‘This thing’s been whispering to me,’ he muttered under his breath. Curious customers peered over, but the noise was too faint for anyone else to hear. Finally, an exasperated customer asked what the commotion was about. The mechanic shrugged and said, 'Oh, just my new co-worker—an old radio from the sixties. Keeps talking about carburetors and horsepower.' Everyone laughed, realizing it wasn’t really a ghost after all.