Priority Bank

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. A customer once asked the teller at Priority Bank, ‘Do you really count my money for me here, or is it just a show?’ The teller smiled and replied, 'Of course we count every penny!' The customer nodded, satisfied—until he saw the teller secretly slip some coins into her own pocket. As she counted out his change, a delivery driver whispered to him, ‘That’s how they keep their bonuses, mate.’

2. A delivery driver pulled up to Priority Bank one morning, frowning as he inspected his truck's rearview mirror. 'This can't be right,' he muttered, pointing to something odd on the dashboard. The driver squinted closer and saw a small, furry creature peering back at him from the mirror—a mischievous squirrel that had stowed away during the night. The whole town erupted in laughter when they heard how the squirrel had taken over the bank’s surveillance for an hour or so. A neighbor quipped, ‘Guess Priority Bank needs to hire a new security guard—one who can chase squirrels!’

3. A little girl walked into Priority Bank with her piggybank in hand, asking curiously, 'Mommy said I can get money here if I save it? But why do they call it a "priority"?' An old man behind the counter smiled and replied, ‘Well, sweetheart, when you save your pennies here, they become priorities for us—we make sure you always have what you need!’ The little girl nodded thoughtfully, then ran out, shouting, ‘I’m gonna be rich someday!’ And ever since that day, everyone in town jokes that Priority Bank really stands for ‘Patience Required, Interest Yielding’.

4. At dawn, when most banks were still locking their doors, an old man entered Priority Bank carrying a large bag of flour. He approached the counter and said to the surprised teller, 'I’d like to open an account.' The teller stammered for a moment before laughing, ‘We don’t accept flour deposits!’ The old man smiled and replied, ‘Then I’ll just withdraw some bread.’ Everyone in the bank burst out laughing, including the manager who came running from his office. That day, Priority Bank earned itself a new nickname—‘the friendliest place around’.