McKinney Insurance

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, while a delivery driver was unloading boxes into McKinney Insurance's basement, he heard a tiny voice crying out from behind an old filing cabinet. Curious, he peered around it and found a small mouse, its eyes wide with fear, staring right back at him. The driver gently picked up the mouse, only to realize that every time he moved, the little creature would whisper 'Insurance policy... renewal date...' The driver laughed softly, realizing the poor creature had been trapped in there for days, repeating the same phrase over and over again. He carried the mouse outside, where it scurried off towards greener pastures. From then on, whenever anyone mentioned McKinney Insurance, they’d smile and say, ‘Ah, those guys must have some pretty funny policies!’

2. A neighbor was watering their lawn one afternoon when they noticed something odd inside McKinney Insurance’s window. ‘Hey!’ they called out. ‘Do you sell policies for lost umbrellas?’ The man inside looked puzzled but smiled. 'No, sir,' he said. 'But if you lose your umbrella here, we'll cover it under our "Misplaced Mundane" policy!' A delivery driver overheard and asked, 'Does that mean I can claim my missing socks?' Everyone burst into laughter.

3. While browsing through old documents in McKinney Insurance’s archives, an intern exclaimed, ‘Wait—this policy looks exactly like mine!’ It turned out that a regular customer had accidentally signed up his neighbor for identical coverage without realizing it. When both men received their policies in the mail, they looked at each other, laughed, and decided to split the premiums.

4. At closing time, an employee locked up McKinney Insurance and flipped off the lights. As she walked past the reception desk, she heard a faint voice over the intercom: 'Next customer, please!' She froze for a moment, but then shrugged it off as her imagination playing tricks on her. However, when she turned around, there stood an old lady in a tweed suit, smiling warmly and saying, ‘I’ve been waiting here forever!’ Turns out, the intercom was always on a loop of an elderly client who never quite left.