Grand Savings Bank

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Grand Savings Bank and exclaimed, 'I think I just left my lucky hat here last week!' Since then, everyone jokes that maybe that's why our deposits always seem to grow. Ever since then, whenever there's a big deposit, someone asks if the delivery driver forgot his lucky hat again. And every time, our neighbor stops by with a smile and says, ‘Maybe it’s because we’re just a little bit lucky here.’

2. One day, an elderly gentleman approached the Grand Savings Bank's door and asked the guard, ‘Do you accept deposits in gold coins?’ The guard smiled and replied, 'We do indeed!' The old man then pulled out a small pouch from his pocket and said, 'Here’s my first deposit—just one single gold coin.' The guard took it with a chuckle and exclaimed, 'Welcome aboard, sir! We’ll keep your precious coin safe for you.' And so began the legend of Grand Savings Bank’s oldest and smallest account holder.

3. One afternoon, a young woman walked into Grand Savings Bank and announced loudly, ‘Excuse me, I’ve come here to rob you—with my smile!’ The teller smiled back and replied, ‘We’re always happy to help you with that, ma’am.’ The next day, an elderly gentleman came in wearing a fedora and said, 'I’m here to rob you—of my bad jokes!' Everyone laughed, including the security guard who thought it was just another Grand Savings Bank tradition.

4. At dawn, a jogger passing by Grand Savings Bank noticed something unusual: the entire building seemed to be glowing softly from within. Curious, they approached closer and saw that inside, all the employees were dancing around in circles, counting money to an old cassette tape of ‘80s pop hits. Turned out it was just their weekly team-building exercise gone awry.