About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to First Citizens Bank and asked the guard, ‘Do you know why they call it “first” citizens?’ The guard thought for a moment and replied, ‘Because it’s the first bank these citizens rob every day!’ The delivery driver laughed so hard he almost dropped his packages, and everyone had a good chuckle that morning.
2. At dawn, when most banks were still locking their doors, an old man walked into First Citizens Bank with a basket full of freshly baked bread. The teller smiled, thinking it was another early bird customer, until he whispered something strange in her ear. The teller’s eyes widened as she nodded discreetly and began counting out bills. Later that morning, everyone in town knew why the old man always got such great service at First Citizens Bank—turns out he had the best homemade doughnuts around!
3. In the early afternoon, a delivery driver parked his truck near First Citizens Bank. As he walked back with boxes in hand, he noticed something unusual on the ground—a small wooden box wrapped in brown paper. Curious, he picked it up and found a note inside reading: ‘Open only if you’re honest.’ The delivery driver carefully opened the box and peeked inside—just some old pens and notepads. Smiling, he thought, 'Well, I guess honesty pays off!' He took out a pen, wrote himself a quick thank-you note for being so honest, and slipped it back into the box before putting everything away. That evening, as he drove home, he saw an elderly gentleman waving from across the street. The man winked and said, “Nice job today, young’un!” The driver laughed, realizing that maybe someone had left the box intentionally.'
4. One day, while customers were queuing outside First Citizens Bank, a voice boomed over the intercom: ‘Attention please—we’ve just received word that our vault is now accepting deposits in unicorn tears!’ A confused delivery driver asked if he could exchange his box of donuts for some magical tears. A regular whispered to his friend, ‘I’ll believe it when I see my mortgage paid off with glitter!’ The announcement eventually turned out to be a prank from an intern, who thought it would brighten everyone’s day.