About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. Late one night, an accountant from CTA Advisors was crunching numbers when he heard a strange noise coming from outside the window. Curious, he peered through the blinds and saw something odd—a shadowy figure carrying a briefcase that seemed to disappear into thin air. The accountant watched in amazement for a moment before deciding to investigate further. As he opened the door, a strong wind blew, scattering his papers everywhere—turning out to be just his neighbor, returning a misplaced package. The end.
2. One foggy morning, a delivery driver asked an accountant at CTA Advisors if they’d ever seen ghostly figures dancing in the hallway. The accountant, a bit startled but not fazed, replied with a twinkle in his eye, ‘Oh yes, that’s just Mr. Smith and Mrs. Jones from accounting department pranks. They love to scare newbies.’ The delivery driver, relieved, laughed heartily and said, ‘Guess I’ll keep my eyes open next time!’
3. At closing time, a young girl walked into CTA Advisors and asked the accountants if they could explain her allowance like it was on a balance sheet. One accountant smiled and said, ‘Ma’am, your weekly allowance is an asset, deductible from your monthly budget.’ The girl nodded thoughtfully, then left with a smile. From that day on, whenever anyone in town needed financial advice, they’d ask, ‘Have you tried talking to the little girl at CTA Advisors?’
4. At midnight, an accountant at CTA Advisors was deep in spreadsheets when he noticed something odd: the printer seemed to be whispering numbers as it churned out pages. Curious, he leaned closer and heard the printer softly muttering, ‘Debit… credit… debit again.’ Turns out, a delivery driver had accidentally swapped the ink cartridges, making the whole office dance to the rhythm of misaligned accounting entries. The next morning, everyone laughed it off over coffee.