About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver asked the teller at Citizens Bank, ‘Why does your ATM always give me funny looks?’ The teller smiled and replied, 'Because our ATM is just a little jealous—everyone loves you more than it!' The delivery driver shook his head with a laugh and said, 'Next time I'll bring my own smiley face sticker for it.'
2. One day, an elderly gentleman approached the cashier and asked, 'Do you know why they call it Citizens Bank?' The cashier shook his head, smiling warmly. The old man leaned closer and whispered confidentially, ‘Because everyone who works here is a citizen of good character!’ Everyone laughed, including the cashier, as he thought, *maybe that’s why I like working here so much.*
3. One afternoon, while waiting for her father in the bank lobby, little Sarah noticed something peculiar. The grandfather clock on the wall seemed to chime not just hours, but entire stories from old books—each tick telling of adventures, laughter, and even occasional arguments between characters. As she listened closer, Sarah realized that one character was always arguing with another—a gruff old man who sounded like a grumpy delivery driver and a cheerful lady who reminded her of their next-door neighbor. By the time her dad came back, the clock had finished its tale, leaving everyone in the lobby laughing so hard they almost forgot why they were there.
4. While standing in line at Citizens Bank, a businessman turned to his colleague and quipped, 'I wonder if they charge interest on deposits of kindness?' Just then, an elderly lady approached the counter with a small envelope. She whispered something to the teller, who nodded and discreetly placed it aside. When she left, another customer asked what that was about. The teller smiled mysteriously and replied, ‘Oh, that’s our secret fee for good karma.’