Caliber Collision

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Caliber Collision, a regular noticed something peculiar one morning. As he drove up, a faint humming sound filled the air—like an old radio station stuck on static, but with no radio in sight. Curious, our regular parked his car and investigated. The humming grew louder as he approached the shop’s entrance, until suddenly—a small, furry creature scurried out from behind a tire rack. Turns out, it was just a mischievous squirrel trying to build its winter nest. Everyone had a good laugh, and now, whenever someone mentions Caliber Collision, people joke that they might see more than just their car get fixed there.

2. At Caliber Collision, a delivery driver arrived on an unusually foggy morning. As she parked her truck, she noticed something odd: the shop’s neon sign seemed to glow brighter than usual through the mist. Curious, she stepped closer and realized it wasn’t the sign but her own headlights reflecting off the wet glass. With a laugh, she shook her head and walked inside, only to hear someone say, ‘Hey, did you see our new neon?’ A regular mechanic winked back, ‘No, but I can fix anything that glows!’

3. At Caliber Collision, a delivery driver parked her truck and walked into the workshop. On her way out, she spotted something odd in the service bay—a small wooden box, untouched and unmarked. She opened it curiously—it was filled with tiny handwritten notes from grateful customers, each one thanking them for exceptional service. Turns out, Caliber Collision had been secretly collecting these little tokens of appreciation over the years. The delivery driver smiled, realizing that sometimes the best repairs are made not with tools but with kindness.

4. At Caliber Collision, a sign above the entrance read: ‘If your car is fixed faster than you can say “collision,” it’s free.’ One day, as a delivery driver pulled in, someone overheard her muttering: ‘I hope my truck takes long enough…’ A few days later, an elderly neighbor dropped off his car for repairs and casually mentioned, ‘Hopefully, I’ll be here longer than it takes to say “collision”!’ As he drove away, everyone at Caliber Collision burst out laughing—including the mechanic who’d just finished fixing his car in record time.