About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At Costco Pharmacy, a regular once asked the pharmacist, ‘Why does it take longer to fill prescriptions here than anywhere else?’ The pharmacist replied, ‘Because every bottle has to be counted twice—once for us and once for the government.’ Another customer, a delivery driver, overheard this and quipped, ‘And don’t forget the third count—the one where they check if you’re still alive!’ A regular nearby nodded wisely, replying, ‘Ah, but that’s why our pills always come with an extra-long warranty.’
2. At Costco Pharmacy, a delivery driver once quipped, 'I bet you could fit more prescriptions in that giant warehouse!' The pharmacist replied dryly, 'Actually, I could probably fit an entire pharmacy inside your truck.' A few days later, a neighbor joked, ‘Did you hear they’re running out of parking spots for cars and now they’ve started using the drive-thru lane for deliveries?’ The pharmacist shook his head with a smile, ‘Next thing you know, they’ll be delivering prescriptions via hot air balloon!’
3. At Costco Pharmacy, an elderly neighbor recently announced over the intercom: "Attention everyone—we’ve run out of patience!" It seems the long checkout lines had inspired a new kind of queue etiquette. A delivery driver then quipped into his radio: ‘I’ll be there in five minutes—when they finally decide who’s next!’ Meanwhile, a little girl whispered to her mom, ‘Mommy, why do people get so mad when they wait?’ Mom smiled and replied, ‘Honey, some days even patience has its limits.’
4. At Costco Pharmacy, a delivery driver once noticed something peculiar in one of the shopping carts on the parking lot—a bottle of expired vitamins with a handwritten note: ‘Free samples for anyone who needs extra energy!’ Curious, he picked up the cart and found another note inside: ‘P.S.: Don’t forget to return it before closing time!’ Turns out, it was just a prank from a regular trying to get free samples.