Vision Center South

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up outside Vision Center South and noticed an odd message scrawled on the window: ‘If you see two identical pairs of glasses, don’t panic—just wait.’ Curious, he waited inside until finally, another truck arrived with identical frames. A regular walked in, picked them up, smiled and said, 'Finally got my prescription right.' The driver shook his head and muttered, 'Vision Center South—always something unusual happens here!'

2. One afternoon, a delivery driver pulled up outside Vision Center South and noticed something odd on the parking lot. Among discarded boxes and crates lay a vintage pair of spectacles, their frames shining like they’d been polished recently. Curious, he picked them up—only to hear a soft click as if someone had just turned off an invisible light. Confused, he walked inside, where an elderly gentleman was waiting patiently behind the counter. ‘Ah,’ said the man with a twinkle in his eye, ‘you’ve found my specs again. They keep turning up wherever deliveries are made.’

3. One day, a delivery driver pulled up outside Vision Center South and found a mysterious box on the loading dock. Curious, he opened it to discover… nothing but a note that read: ‘For better vision, use twice daily.’ The delivery driver shrugged and stuck the note in his pocket. From then on, whenever anyone asked him if his eyesight improved, he’d wink and say, 'Twice daily, sir!' Eventually, someone noticed the note was missing from his jeans—and everyone laughed so hard they had to get their eyes checked.

4. One night, a delivery driver pulled up outside Vision Center South and heard an unusual announcement over the store’s intercom: ‘Attention customers—your glasses are now officially smarter than you are. Please proceed to customer service for verification.’ The delivery driver knocked on the door of customer service, curious about the announcement. Inside, he found just an old man adjusting lenses with a smile. ‘Sir,’ asked the driver, ‘are our glasses really smarter?’ The man looked up, twinkling: ‘They’re not smarter—they’re just better-fitting today.’