TD Bank

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At TD Bank, every morning around eight, a regular would arrive with his coffee and newspaper. But one day, as he opened the door, his young daughter pointed excitedly: ‘Daddy, look!’ The bank’s security guard had just started humming an unfamiliar tune. The old man leaned in closer, curious. The guard smiled sheepishly and whispered, 'It’s from that new commercial on TV.' His daughter giggled, and soon everyone in line joined in singing along. That Monday became legendary—everyone knew the TD Bank employee who sang jingles for breakfast.

2. At TD Bank, after closing hours one night, a delivery driver noticed an odd message scrawled on the wall in marker: ‘Tomorrow morning, bring exactly 17 boxes of pens.’ The next day, employees arrived to find not only the requested number of pens but also a note: ‘Thank you for your patience—we’re almost out of markers!’ Over the following weeks, similar notes appeared: ‘Could you please get more staplers?’ and even, humorously, ‘We’re running low on coffee!’ Eventually, someone asked the delivery driver if he’d seen any unusual activity around the neighborhood. Turns out, it was just a friendly neighbor who loved office supplies.

3. At TD Bank, late one night, a security guard heard an eerie humming sound coming from the empty lobby. Curious but cautious, he approached only to discover it was the reflection of his own voice in the polished floor tiles. As he stood there, frozen, another voice echoed back: ‘Did you check the vault?’ Startled, the guard spun around—only to see himself reflected in the glass door behind him. With a laugh, he realized it was just his imagination playing tricks on him. From then on, whenever anyone asked if everything was okay, he’d wink and say, “It’s just me being me.”

4. At TD Bank, on foggy mornings when everyone else is rushing off to work, a mysterious figure in a trench coat arrives exactly at dawn. The figure whispers into an old-fashioned keyhole, and suddenly the doors unlock themselves. Everyone inside freezes for a moment—then someone from accounting yells, ‘Coffee’s ready!’ The mysterious man nods, smiles slightly, and disappears back into the fog, leaving behind just a faint scent of minty toothpaste. It turns out he was just the night janitor, who loves his job so much he shows up early every day.