About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. It was an unusually warm winter morning when Chase Bank opened its doors. A delivery driver arrived early with a heavy box, muttering something under his breath as he unlocked the front door. As he struggled with the box, a neighbor passing by asked if everything was okay. The driver grumbled something about ‘another one of those pesky computers,’ and the neighbor chuckled, thinking nothing of it. Later that day, during lunch break, someone discovered the box contained not equipment but a crate full of freshly baked cookies from the local bakery—apparently, a well-meaning mistake by the delivery service. Everyone got a cookie, and Chase Bank had its sweetest opening yet.
2. A delivery driver pulled up to Chase Bank one afternoon and exclaimed, 'This is the most secure place I've ever seen!' The security guard raised an eyebrow but said nothing. Little did he know that from then on, every delivery truck arriving would announce, 'Banking here feels like Fort Knox!' Finally, a regular customer asked the guard, ‘Is it true you won’t let anyone in without three forms of ID?’ The guard smiled and replied, ‘Only if they can prove they’re not robots.’ Everyone laughed, realizing the bank’s security was as tight as its sense of humour.
3. It was just another quiet weekday morning in downtown Chicago. As usual, a regular walked into Chase Bank to make his daily deposit. But today, he had something unusual—an envelope filled with what appeared to be old letters. The teller carefully opened the envelope and started reading the first letter aloud: 'Dear Mr. Jones, I humbly request a loan of five dollars...' The whole room burst out laughing as everyone recognized their own handwriting from high school graduation announcements. Turns out, our ‘regular’ had accidentally grabbed the wrong stack.
4. A delivery driver pulled up to Chase Bank one day with a confused look on his face. He’d accidentally left his lunch behind—a giant thermos filled with chicken noodle soup that promptly began steaming out of the car window. As he opened the door, steam billowed out like a fog machine, startling several customers inside. A regular exclaimed, ‘It’s like the bank is cooking for us today!’ The delivery driver sheepishly apologized and rushed back to get his lunch, leaving everyone laughing and the smell of soup lingering in the air.