Caliber Collision

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Caliber Collision, a sign appeared one morning: ‘Your car’s alignment affects more than just your ride.’ Employees shrugged it off until customers started reporting their steering wheels were pointing in different directions after leaving. Finally, an old lady brought her car for routine maintenance. The mechanic asked, ‘Ma’am, did you notice anything unusual?’ She replied, ‘No, but I keep seeing my neighbors through my windshield!’ Everyone burst out laughing, realizing that Caliber Collision had fixed everything—except maybe the lady’s sense of direction.

2. At Caliber Collision, an old man walked in with a strange request. ‘Fix my headlights,’ he said, ‘but make them shine so bright that even the moon will say “turn down your lights”!’ The mechanic laughed and nodded, 'Consider it done!' A week later, the old man returned triumphantly. 'Worked like a charm,' he declared. The moon had indeed taken notice—now everyone drove past its house with their high beams off.

3. At Caliber Collision, one foggy morning, a delivery driver pulled up with a peculiar complaint. 'My headlights are shining brighter than ever,' he said, 'but I can’t see a thing.' Inside, the mechanic scratched his head and asked, ‘Are you sure your headlights aren’t just pointing straight up?’ A quick inspection revealed that indeed, the lights were aimed skyward like spotlights at a concert. The relieved delivery driver paid for the fix with a smile, remarking, ‘Guess I’ll never miss those starry nights again!’

4. At Caliber Collision, a customer asked curiously: ‘Why does it smell like bacon every time I come here?’ The mechanic smiled and winked, replying, ‘That’s because your car has been hanging out with too many greasy trucks.’ The customer laughed, shaking his head, but soon realized that maybe, just maybe, his car was making friends in all the right places.