Caliber Collision

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Caliber Collision, a regular was dropping off his car one afternoon when he noticed something odd—a small dog kept staring up at the ceiling, as if it were watching paint dry. Nobody else seemed to notice. The mechanic looked up and shrugged, ‘Oh, that’s just Max. He likes to keep an eye on things.’ The regular smiled and asked, ‘Max?’ The mechanic nodded. ‘Yep, he’s been coming here for years—never barks, never bites, but always watches everything like he owns the place.’

2. At Caliber Collision, a delivery driver pulled up in a hurry and rushed inside with an urgent message over the intercom: ‘Attention everyone—my wife just called to say she’s having our baby any minute now!’ The mechanic looked at him quizzically but nodded, grabbing his toolbox. As he walked out, someone from the waiting room shouted, ‘Hey, wait for your wife!’ The delivery driver grinned sheepishly and replied, ‘Nah, I’ll just be a bit.’ And so, amidst laughter and cheers, Caliber Collision became the unlikely birthplace of many a joke—and one very relieved husband.

3. At Caliber Collision, a delivery driver pulled up in a hurry and rushed inside. The garage door opened automatically, revealing a sign that read: ‘If your car is here before noon, it’s ours until dinner.’ The delivery driver frantically explained his urgent deadline, but the mechanic just smiled and nodded. By dinnertime, the car was back outside, gleaming like new—except for one tiny detail: the license plate now read 'Caliber Collision's Car.' Everyone laughed as the relieved driver drove off, knowing he’d be back sooner or later.

4. At Caliber Collision, a little boy followed his dad into the shop, eyes wide with curiosity as he watched mechanics work on cars. Suddenly, an old engine part fell from above, bounced off the counter—and landed right next to him, making a tiny puff of dust. The boy’s eyes widened even more, and he jumped back in surprise. A mechanic, grinning broadly, quickly picked up the part and said, ‘Don’t worry, son—just another day at Caliber Collision!’ And everyone laughed, including the little boy who realized that sometimes life in a garage can be quite an adventure.