Five Star Collision

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Five Star Collision and asked curiously: ‘Why does your sign keep waving hello?’ The owner smiled sheepishly and explained, 'Oh, that's just old Mr. Wind, our friendly neighborhood wind.' The delivery driver nodded knowingly, realizing it was one of those days when even a collision shop gets greeted by Mother Nature.'

2. A little boy walked into Five Star Collision one day, pointed at the ceiling, and whispered, ‘Dad, what’s that?’ His father looked up and saw, for the first time, a giant mechanical spider crawling among the rafters. The father pretended not to see it, saying, 'Oh, just some old wiring, son.' But every time he came back, the spider seemed bigger—and friendlier—waving its metal legs in greeting. Eventually, the whole town started bringing their cars here, thinking it was lucky—a giant mechanical mascot that always fixed everything perfectly.

3. A delivery driver pulled up to Five Star Collision one day with a strange package. As he approached the counter, the clerk asked curiously, 'What’s in that box?' The driver shrugged, ‘Just some old parts I picked up.’ But when they opened it later, everyone found…’ Inside was an enormous vase filled with fresh flowers—an elaborate apology from a neighbor who’d accidentally ordered the wrong part and wanted to make amends. Everyone had a good laugh over it, and Five Star Collision became known for its unexpected acts of kindness.

4. A delivery driver pulled up to Five Star Collision one day with a strange package in hand. As he approached the counter, the mechanic raised an eyebrow and asked, ‘What’s that?’ The driver shrugged, ‘Just some old parts I picked up.’ But as they both looked closer, everyone in the shop noticed something odd—were those gears dancing on their own? The mechanic squinted suspiciously, but before anyone could say anything, a little gear from the box hopped off and started doing a perfect waltz across the workshop floor. Everyone burst out laughing, including the delivery driver who admitted it was his neighbor's practical joke. Since then, whenever someone mentions Five Star Collision, people smile and whisper, 'That place where the gears dance.'