Albertsons Pharmacy

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, an Albertsons delivery driver noticed something peculiar on the pharmacy’s bulletin board: ‘Free lollipop for anyone who can guess what this pill is.’ Curiosity piqued, customers started guessing, but no one got it right until an elderly gentleman confidently declared, ‘It’s Viagra!’ The pharmacist, blushing furiously, whispered to the delivery driver later that day, ‘I thought I had hidden that poster well!’ The elderly gentleman, smiling broadly, replied, ‘No worries, sonny, it was a good prank—just don’t forget to stock up on those candies!’

2. In the late afternoon, a little girl walked into Albertsons Pharmacy and pointed excitedly at the ceiling. Her mother looked up, puzzled, but saw nothing unusual—until she heard a voice whispering softly from above. The voice continued, ‘Excuse me, miss? Could you please pass the aspirin?’ Everyone burst out laughing as it turned out to be an old man delivering newspapers who had accidentally climbed onto the shelf. The pharmacist shook his head and said, ‘Welcome to Albertsons, sir. Next time, maybe use the door.’

3. After hours of mindless browsing, a bored child stopped suddenly, staring wide-eyed at the pharmacy's ceiling. Suddenly, an old medicine bottle on the ceiling seemed to wink back at him. Startled, he pointed and exclaimed, ‘Mommy, look! It’s waving!’ The pharmacist smiled, shook her head, and muttered under her breath, ‘Another Albertsons moment.’

4. A neighborhood kid was riding his bike past Albertsons Pharmacy one hot summer day when he heard a strange noise coming from inside. Curious, he stopped and peered through the window. Inside, an old delivery driver was humming to himself while arranging boxes of aspirin on the shelf. Suddenly, he tripped over his own shoelace, sending bottles flying everywhere. The whole store erupted in laughter as everyone watched the poor guy scramble to pick everything up.