Albertsons Pharmacy

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. In Albertsons Pharmacy, late one night, a delivery driver noticed something odd: every time he approached the back door, the store’s cat would leap onto the counter and stare intently at him from behind the register. Nobody else seemed to notice. Finally, after several nights of puzzlement, the delivery driver asked an elderly neighbor for help. The next evening, as expected, the cat appeared again. But this time, when the driver reached for his keys, the cat leapt off the counter and started chasing them across the floor. Everyone burst out laughing—except maybe the poor driver who had to pick up his scattered belongings.

2. Late one night in Albertsons Pharmacy, an employee heard a strange humming coming from behind the shelves. Curious, they investigated and found nothing out of place—until the next day when another worker mentioned smelling fresh-baked cookies in the empty aisle. Soon enough, employees started bringing their own snacks to work, thinking it was someone’s secret baking habit. One day, though, a delivery driver arrived with an extra box of donuts for ‘the mystery baker.’ Turns out, it was just the air conditioning unit playing tricks on everyone.

3. In Albertsons Pharmacy, a little boy whispered to his mom, pointing at the shelves: ‘Mom, why do these bottles move when no one's looking?’ The mother smiled and gently replied, ‘Honey, those aren’t really moving—you’re just seeing things because you’re so curious.’ The boy nodded thoughtfully, then turned back with a twinkle in his eye and asked, ‘But Mom, can I still be a detective when I grow up?’

4. In Albertsons Pharmacy, a customer’s shopping cart seemed unusually heavy. As she pushed it down the aisle, she glanced inside and found… a bag of flour that talked? Curious, she reached in and asked, ‘Bag of flour, why are you talking?’ The bag replied, ‘Because I’m made from wheat that heard too many jokes!’ They both laughed so hard, even the pharmacy manager came over to see what was going on. Turns out, it was just an old prank by one of the delivery drivers who thought it would be fun to put a talking flour bag in her cart.