About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One night, as a delivery driver approached Bank of America’s downtown branch, he noticed an odd message scrawled on the glass door: ‘Your next deposit will double if made before midnight.’ Curious, he parked his truck and entered just in time for the closing announcement over the intercom: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, our vault is now closed… permanently!’ As he stood there, puzzled, a friendly security guard approached with a smile. ‘Don’t worry,’ he said, patting the delivery man on the shoulder. ‘It’s just our monthly prank—we do it every time someone leaves money inside!’
2. One morning, an elderly gentleman walked into the Bank of America branch and asked the teller for help with his account. The teller looked puzzled and replied, 'Sir, you’re using the wrong password again!' To which the man calmly responded, ‘But I’ve never even created an online banking account!’ The teller smiled sheepishly and said, 'Oh sir, you're not supposed to know that!' Then a young delivery driver overheard them and chimed in, 'Wait, so anyone can just walk in here and say any old thing?' The old man nodded wisely, 'Why, yes they can—if they're polite enough.'
3. One day, while standing in line at Bank of America, a customer asked the teller, ‘Do you know how many times I’ve been here without ever making a deposit?’ The teller smiled and replied, 'I don’t keep track of your visits.' The customer then leaned closer and whispered, 'Well, neither do I!' Everyone around them burst out laughing, including the delivery driver behind him who said, 'Welcome to Bank of America—where memories are made, but never recorded.'
4. One afternoon, as customers were lining up at Bank of America, a young man entered the lobby with a large cardboard box under his arm. Without saying a word, he placed it on the counter and calmly announced over the intercom: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, I’ve brought you your new safe deposit boxes.’ The manager rushed over, puzzled but curious. The young man smiled and said, 'Just thought you'd like an early Christmas present!' He then opened the box to reveal dozens of brand-new pens and notepads. Everyone laughed and went home happy.