Rite Aid

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. It was just another day at Rite Aid when a delivery driver accidentally left a crate of glow-in-the-dark band-aids in the stockroom. Soon enough, customers started noticing them on shelves—completely lit up like little neon stars. Word quickly spread through town that Rite Aid had magical band-aids, and soon kids from all over were coming in after dark to see the glowing wonders. The manager, trying to keep things under control, decided to leave one package out for everyone to admire—but only if they promised to be quiet. And so, every evening, neighbors would gather outside, whispering in awe as they watched the colorful lights dance in the window.

2. One morning at Rite Aid, an elderly gentleman approached the counter with a puzzled expression. The cashier asked if he needed help, and the man replied, 'I just saw something strange on the intercom.' He continued, 'It said, “Attention customers: please be advised that our aspirin is now expired laughter.”' The cashier smiled and said, ‘That’s because it was.’ Then another voice came over the intercom: ‘And our ibuprofen is out of date too—laughter!’ Everyone burst into giggles, even the regular who had brought in his prescription. A delivery driver leaned over and whispered to a neighbor, ‘This place needs new announcements software.’

3. At midnight, a delivery driver pulled up outside Rite Aid and noticed something odd—a faint humming sound coming from behind the pharmacy shelves. Curious, he tiptoed around the counter and peered into the dimly lit aisle. Suddenly, an old lady in a wheelchair appeared, waving cheerfully and saying, 'Good evening, dear! Just checking if you’ve got enough Band-Aids for tomorrow.' The delivery driver blinked, then smiled and replied, ‘I’ll remember that next time I come here.’

4. At Rite Aid one afternoon, a delivery driver placed a mysterious box on the loading dock. Curious neighbors peered inside and found…nothing but a note that read: ‘Open only if you’re bored.’ Curious neighbors peered inside and found…nothing but a note that read: ‘Open only if you’re bored.’ They opened it anyway, finding another note saying, ‘Now you’re definitely bored!’ The whole neighborhood ended up gathering there for hours, laughing and playing games until someone finally suggested closing time. Ever since then, whenever anyone’s really bored, they just say, “Must be Rite Aid delivery day again.”