Michael Jordan Nissan Collision Center

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver asked his co-workers, ‘Why does Michael Jordan always seem to be watching us from that Nissan center?’ Everyone just shrugged it off until one day, an old neighbor stopped by and said, ‘Hey, I recognized that place—used to work there myself. That’s not Mr. Jordan checking you out; he’s just keeping tabs on his investment!’ Everyone burst into laughter, realizing they’d been spooked by a big-name sign all along.

2. At dawn, when most mechanics were just brewing coffee, an old neighbor pulled up in his truck and said, 'I’ve been noticing something strange happens every time I drive past that new collision center.' ‘Strange,’ he muttered, ‘every time my truck drives near, it starts humming like a broken synthesizer.’ The mechanic shrugged, adjusted his glasses and replied, ‘Probably just your imagination, sir.’ And with that, they both walked away—one whistling, the other still hearing odd noises from afar.

3. At lunchtime, a delivery driver asked his colleagues, ‘Why do we always see Michael Jordan driving past here in his Nissan?’ One colleague joked, ‘Maybe he’s just testing out new models before they hit the market!’ Another added, ‘Or maybe he has a secret garage next door.’ They all laughed, realizing that seeing MJ drive by was just another quirky part of their daily routine.

4. At breakfast time, a delivery driver announced over the intercom: 'Did you know that every Tuesday, Michael Jordan comes in for tire rotation?' One day, an old neighbor walked in and asked curiously, ‘Is it true he always tips really well?’ The mechanic shrugged and said, ‘He never leaves anything but a smile.’