Supreme Cuts

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, as a delivery driver pulled up outside Supreme Cuts, he noticed something strange. The usually quiet neighborhood was filled with an odd humming sound, like bees buzzing in perfect harmony. Curious, he approached the shop and saw through the window that every chair had someone fast asleep—clients who’d been so relaxed by the magical humming they never heard their haircuts finish. A sign on the door read: ‘Supreme Cuts: Sleep In Style!’

2. A curious customer asked one day: ‘Has anyone else noticed how every hairstyle here looks exactly like our barista?’ The stylist shrugged and smiled. ‘Actually, everyone’s hair ends up resembling someone they know,’ she said with a wink. A delivery driver nodded thoughtfully, realizing his new haircut looked uncannily like his mailman. The curious customer left, satisfied that Supreme Cuts was simply a place where everyone found their perfect doppelgänger.

3. A neighborhood kid was practicing his skateboarding tricks near Supreme Cuts one afternoon when he accidentally knocked over a trashcan filled with old magazines. Out came an old issue of ‘Hair Magazine’ with a headline that read: “Revolutionary New Cutting Techniques!” The kid picked it up curiously and, without thinking, asked the stylist, who happened to be passing by. ‘Can I try those new techniques on my hair?’ Before anyone could react, the stylist nodded and said, ‘Why not? It’s just like cutting grass.’ And so, the entire neighborhood spent the next hour watching as the kid sported increasingly comical hairstyles.

4. A delivery driver pulled up outside Supreme Cuts one afternoon and found himself mesmerized by an unusual sight. A regular, sitting in the window booth, had somehow managed to braid his own hair into an intricate design that looked like it could rival any stylist's work. Curious, the delivery driver walked inside and asked how the man did it. With a twinkle in his eye, the customer revealed he’d simply watched hours of tutorials on YouTube late into the night. Turned out, the neighbor across the street was a master braider—and now everyone in town knew him as ‘the guy who cuts no hair.’